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Glee Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 2 Sue Billy doll Saw

Glee: queen of oldmeme.

Sam’s retarded hypnosis from last episode wasn’t enough, so it’s time to break out the Saw parody hostage situation.

Yet this episode is somehow far more bearable than last week’s jaw-dropping shitfest.

Would it be too much to hope that last week really was as bad as Glee can get, and everything from here on will be mildly better?

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Glee Season 6 Episode 4 – TV Review

Glee The Hurt Locker Part 1 Sue's shrine

A sight nobody should be forced to endure.

Glee has always been my favourite whipping boy, but this episode has finally pushed me to question just what extremes I’m willing to accept in my mission to hate-watch.

Every time I think Glee has finally, finally hit rock bottom, Ryan Murphy busts out the dynamite and blows the bottom clear away, revealing more sprawling, cavernous depths of unbearable retardation.

For example, the plot of this episode hinges on hypnosis.

I’ve never said “Oh my fucking God” in rage so many times in a forty minute period.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 20 – TV Review

Glee Sam shirtless modelling Treasure Trailz

Genevieve didn’t get the memo.

Taking a cue from Rachel and Mercedes, this episode is Blaine’s turn to absolutely not give a fuck about his insane good fortune and amazing opportunity afforded through magical good luck.

But it’s Blaine, so defying Shirley not only works out okay, it actually works out better.

Glee, everybody.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Broadway Bitches Old Dogs New Tricks

That was the dog talking. I mean, wouldn’t that go through anyone’s head if they had to work on Glee?

Another week, another delayed Glee post.

At least this episode has lots of cute puppies. And you know how I feel about puppies.

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The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

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Yes, it’s 7 May, which means it’s time for an I Just Hate Everything anniversary.

And seeing as TV has been closer to my heart than movies this year, we’ll start off our birthday reminiscence with the top 5 TV shows of the past year, for whatever reason. If you haven’t seen last year’s list, here you go.

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