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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Eye Candy A4U Lindy Jake ending

In a better world.

But this is not a better world. This is Eye Candy.

Aussie Guy does get to live, though.

Which is yet another of Eye Candy’s failings.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Eye Candy FYEO Tessa's death

Dammit. “Superfluous Blonde Girl” would have been an excellent nickname. Now I regret calling her by her actual name.

Tessa’s dead.

Lindy’s in peril.

Mr Stalker’s identity is revealed.

This penultimate episode doesn’t disappoint. Well, any more than Eye Candy usually disappoints.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Eye Candy AMA eye stab

The visuals are its major draw. It is called Eye Candy, after all.

After our double stuffing of filler, we’re finally back on track with actual plot.

And a lot of it, too.

There could still be hope for Eye Candy yet.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Eye Candy SOS Jake Lindy kiss

How can two people who are so beautiful kiss so ugly?

And it’s another filler episode.

That’s two in a row, and three so far for the season.

Well, I suppose if you want to be picky, this episode is closer to padding.

Very extensive padding.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Eye Candy ICU brain surgery

Actually, a bit of botched brain surgery is seeming like a reasonable alternative right about now.

Yes, it’s another filler episode already.

At least Mr Stalker gets a look-in this time.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Eye Candy IRL bomb iPhone

Unless the bomber is an Apple Genius. Then there is no escape from their unfathomable evil.

After last week’s 100% filler, police procedural abomination, anything would have been impressive as a follow-up.

Thus, for the first time, I can say I’m impressed by Eye Candy.

It’s still stupid as fuck, though. It can’t stray too far.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Eye Candy YOLO Lindy phone

“I was the star of the show! I should have been the successful one!”

Eye Candy interrupts your regularly scheduled serial killer hacker serial to bring you a bizarre, CBS-esque crime procedural.

Hell, even CBS would be like “no, thanks” to this episode.

If it’s too dumb for CSI, then you’ve gone too far.

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