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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty That Witch Fallon gay kiss

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

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I’m more of a Diamond Nights girl, myself. It’s slightly cheaper.

Do you think Gossip Girl could have made a Paraguayan humanitarian aid mission as enjoyable?

I guess we’ll never know.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

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Fallon is not playing around with the day wear this season, honey. And this is not even mentioning her exquisite tennis outfit.

Last episode I proclaimed that Dynasty was approaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

But I think we might already be there. Or, mon dieux, beyond.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Ship of Vipers Steven reaction face

And Steven looks super handsome.

I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

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Alexis(was)onfire.

Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.

Also, Cristal is fucking dead.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

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Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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