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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Ship of Vipers Steven reaction face

And Steven looks super handsome.

I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Dynasty Twenty-three Skidoo Alexis caviar

Alexis(was)onfire.

Step aside, Riverdale. The real drama-actually-happens-at-our-parties deal has returned.

Also, Cristal is fucking dead.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Anniversary 2018: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Best of TV 2018

Another year, another moment to reflect on the fact that I watch too many CW shows.

But hey, at least I gave up on Valor after only two episodes. I love Christina Ochoa, but I’m not that devoted, CW.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

Dynasty Trashy Little Tramp Alexis sunglasses

Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.

Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.

And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

Dynasty A Line From the Past Alexis stunning

But imagine it in Monique Heart’s voice.

Can you imagine how heartbreaking it would be if Dynasty dropped the ball in the season’s final two episodes?

Because after this run of utter perfection, it would be such a shame.

Also, I want Alexis’ hair. Every artificial piece of it.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

Dynasty Use or Be Used Alexis Jeff proposition

I mean, who wouldn’t want to go for a ride in a Lexus?

This episode shows us a softer, more maternal side of Alexis.

But then she destroys her daughter’s chance at romance to protect her own petty interests and also propositions her daughter’s nemesis.

Because Alexis knows her soap opera villain duties, baby.

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