Another year, another moment to reflect on the fact that I watch too many CW shows.
But hey, at least I gave up on Valor after only two episodes. I love Christina Ochoa, but I’m not that devoted, CW.
This episode shows us a softer, more maternal side of Alexis.
But then she destroys her daughter’s chance at romance to protect her own petty interests and also propositions her daughter’s nemesis.
Because Alexis knows her soap opera villain duties, baby.
I feel comforted that my obnoxious Drag Race meme and vernacular-dropping when praising Dynasty was evidently foreshadowing the arrival of Alexis Carrington.
Watch out Gina Liano. You’re not the only biological woman in town who could snatch the crown.