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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review

Dynasy Dead Scratch Alexis champagne

Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.

Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.

Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.

The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.

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Anniversary 2018: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Best of TV 2018

Another year, another moment to reflect on the fact that I watch too many CW shows.

But hey, at least I gave up on Valor after only two episodes. I love Christina Ochoa, but I’m not that devoted, CW.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review

Dynasty Trashy Little Tramp Alexis sunglasses

Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.

Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.

And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 20 – TV Review

Dynasty A Line From the Past Alexis stunning

But imagine it in Monique Heart’s voice.

Can you imagine how heartbreaking it would be if Dynasty dropped the ball in the season’s final two episodes?

Because after this run of utter perfection, it would be such a shame.

Also, I want Alexis’ hair. Every artificial piece of it.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 19 – TV Review

Dynasty Use or Be Used Alexis Jeff proposition

I mean, who wouldn’t want to go for a ride in a Lexus?

This episode shows us a softer, more maternal side of Alexis.

But then she destroys her daughter’s chance at romance to protect her own petty interests and also propositions her daughter’s nemesis.

Because Alexis knows her soap opera villain duties, baby.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 18 – TV Review

Dynasty Don't Con a Con Artist Alexis Evil Queen

But, like, a really good episode of OUaT. So nothing post-Season 2.

I feel comforted that my obnoxious Drag Race meme and vernacular-dropping when praising Dynasty was evidently foreshadowing the arrival of Alexis Carrington.

Watch out Gina Liano. You’re not the only biological woman in town who could snatch the crown.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 17 – TV Review

Dynasty Enter Alexis Cristal laughing

What a time be gay.

I would happily get day drunk and watch poolside catfights every day if I could.

Let me live your life, Cristal.

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