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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Dynasty A Real Instinct for the Jugular Alexis wedding dress

And catfight in them, please.

After last week’s sagging disappointment, I was about ready to start my Make Dynasty Gay (and fabulous) Again campaign.

Well, I’m pleased to report that a wedding dress fashion montage with hair pulling isn’t even the gayest thing about this episode.

Dynasty’s back, baby.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty A Temporary Infestation Sam Kirby

If only the writers’ room had made their stankfaces as heard.

So after a Season 2 run of straight fire, Dynasty has tumbled into its first pothole of a nothing, garbage, filler episode.

And here I was foolishly thinking this season’s Episode 7 would be Claudia’s time to parallel her villain reveal in Season 1.

I blame myself for expecting too much.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty That Witch Fallon gay kiss

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Dynasty Snowflakes in Hell Kirby champagne

I’m more of a Diamond Nights girl, myself. It’s slightly cheaper.

Do you think Gossip Girl could have made a Paraguayan humanitarian aid mission as enjoyable?

I guess we’ll never know.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Dynasty The Butler Did It Fallon day wear

Fallon is not playing around with the day wear this season, honey. And this is not even mentioning her exquisite tennis outfit.

Last episode I proclaimed that Dynasty was approaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

But I think we might already be there. Or, mon dieux, beyond.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Dynasty Ship of Vipers Steven reaction face

And Steven looks super handsome.

I’m ready to call it: Dynasty is reaching Gossip Girl Season 2 levels of fabulosity.

Sending Fallon to New York was the on-the-nose push I needed.

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