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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Dynasty A Well-Dressed Tarantula Carrington manor

That means we own everything.
Except for multiple locations.

Step aside, Riverdale. You were not the best soap opera on the CW this week.

Dynasty hits its most Gossip Girl-esque stride yet this episode. And there’s another extravagant party.

Sadly, no fountain shoves. But you can feel it coming.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Rotten Things Fallon Christmas suit

Honey? Oh, honey.

And not only Christmas lewks, but a Christmas catfight.

The only downside is that it doesn’t involve Fallon.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Dynasty The Best Things in Life Fallon Christmas dress

Work that office Christmas party, Fallon.

My fear that, with Claudia’s ousting, Corrupt Cop would be our new villainous focal point is quickly assuaged this episode.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty A Taste of Your Own Medicine Fallon gunpoint

And a bit more production budget.

Dynasty continues to walk in Gossip Girl’s footsteps by saving some of its best work for the Thanksgiving episode.

It’s a shame things still feel so small in scale.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty I Exist Only For Me Fallon bathroom blowjob

But it can buy you a caped dress.

It’s a good thing Dynasty recently got picked up for a network television pace-killing twenty-two episode full season.

Because if filler this blatant was part of only a thirteen episoder, it wouldn’t be cute.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Dynasty Company Slut champagne fountain

It’s tiny, but I’ll take it.

Sadly, nobody gets pushed into the fountain.

But somebody does get wet.

This is not a pun.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Dynasty Private as a Circus Fallon

Usually they’re black, though.

Sadly, if we’re going to continue giving Dynasty the Gossip Girl comparisons, I suppose that comes with the requisite “business stuff” that later-in-life GG kept parading around.

At least there’s still plenty of sex involved.

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