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Damien Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Damien Ave Satani Ann Rottweilers

And hot.

Well, Damien finally brought out all the toys to play, but it’s too little, too motherfucking late.

Actually, add mother fucking (well, surrogate mother) to the list of things Damien didn’t do in time.

There’s no way in Hell this thing is getting renewed.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Damien The Devil You Know smolder

I can’t resist a perfectly timed smolder.

Well, with only one episode to go after this, has Damien finally decided whether or not he’s going to embrace the beast within?

Kind of?

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Damien Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Just kidding. They don’t kiss.

But I think it’ll be okay as long as Damien doesn’t do what every other show has done recently and kill the gay character off quickly and arbitrarily.

Damn. That, too?

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Damien Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Damien Abattoir Ann laughing

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Well, it’s not an “it was all just a dream” episode.

So we’re moving up in the world.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Damien Temptress murder scene

But unluckily for us, we’re still alive.

I thought it couldn’t get any more catastrophically worse than a mid-season plot-of-the-week episode.

Hell, to beat that, they’d have to pull some kind of “it was all just a dream” episode. Now that’d be embarrassing.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Damien Seven Curses undressed

Don’t stop relying on that body.

Status report: Damien reminds me of Ravenswood.

That’s bad.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Damien The Number of a Man pool cover demon face

And this is one of the better moments in the episode.

Last episode I said that it’d be a struggle to hang onto Damien, but, given it’s only going to be a short season, I should make it.

Yeah, I don’t know, anymore.

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