Damien Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
And hot.
Well, Damien finally brought out all the toys to play, but it’s too little, too motherfucking late.
Actually, add mother fucking (well, surrogate mother) to the list of things Damien didn’t do in time.
There’s no way in Hell this thing is getting renewed.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review
I can’t resist a perfectly timed smolder.
Well, with only one episode to go after this, has Damien finally decided whether or not he’s going to embrace the beast within?
Kind of?
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Damien Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review
My wish from last episode is coming true.
Just kidding. They don’t kiss.
But I think it’ll be okay as long as Damien doesn’t do what every other show has done recently and kill the gay character off quickly and arbitrarily.
Damn. That, too?
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Damien Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review
Laughing all the way to the bank.
Well, it’s not an “it was all just a dream” episode.
So we’re moving up in the world.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review
But unluckily for us, we’re still alive.
I thought it couldn’t get any more catastrophically worse than a mid-season plot-of-the-week episode.
Hell, to beat that, they’d have to pull some kind of “it was all just a dream” episode. Now that’d be embarrassing.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review
Don’t stop relying on that body.
Status report: Damien reminds me of Ravenswood.
That’s bad.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review
And this is one of the better moments in the episode.
Last episode I said that it’d be a struggle to hang onto Damien, but, given it’s only going to be a short season, I should make it.
Yeah, I don’t know, anymore.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review
One of the only reasons to keep watching this show. But damn, what a reason.
I don’t know, show. Three episodes in and you’re a still a confused, ill-paced mess.
And after their thankful absence last episode, we’re back to the bizarre character emotional reactions from the pilot.
Not good.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
Vixen’s not even going to get a chance.
Thank the Lord of Darkness, Barbara Hershey gets more than one piddly little scene this episode.
I mean, Damien’s really pretty, but Ann is all this show has going for it right now.
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Damien Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
Hey, Camille got there. Maybe Damien has a chance, too.
Oh, Bates Motel. You’re not a gentle dance partner, are you?
Last year’s The Returned paired with Bates Motel and didn’t ever get off the ground, despite a fantastic cast and strong source material. But, I will admit, it was oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.
So it’s not a great sign that Damien, from this first episode, at least, is oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.
And they haven’t got Jeremy Sisto.
I Just Hate Everything 