Anniversary 2016: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of
Let’s just say it wasn’t a good year for good TV on I Just Hate Everything.
But on the plus side, my snipes and swats here will make up for my positive-only movie list.
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American Horror Story – Discontinued
Yeah, I’m not sticking around to endure another Coven or Freak Show.
I’m out.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review
“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”
The good news is that almost everyone dies.
The bad news is that not everyone dies.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review
Just kidding. There’s been no reason to watch since episode 3. Of season 3.
Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.
Mantra.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review
Be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed.
Is the season finished yet?
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review
“You’ll love it. They have Zachary Quinto. And aliens.”
Skitty’s back, bitches.
But she really shouldn’t have been.
Bitches.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review
PLL already tried that, baby.
I’m just counting episodes at this point.
Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.
And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
I prefer to bathe in fruity lexia, but that’s just because I’m cheap.
You know how I said there were only three characters left that I care about?
Gloria. Dot. Esmerelda.
Well, you can scratch Gloria off that list, because that’s not wine Dandy’s bathing in up there.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review
“And we know everything. But we won’t say it.”
I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.
Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.
At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.
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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review
It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.
Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.
That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.
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