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Anniversary 2016: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Best of TV 2016

Let’s just say it wasn’t a good year for good TV on I Just Hate Everything.

But on the plus side, my snipes and swats here will make up for my positive-only movie list.

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American Horror Story – Discontinued

American Horror Story Hotel vampire orgy

Only on The CW. And even then…

Yeah, I’m not sticking around to endure another Coven or Freak Show.

I’m out.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Curtain Call Desiree Jimmy Dot Bette watch Dandy die

“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”

The good news is that almost everyone dies.

The bad news is that not everyone dies.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Show Stoppers Maggie Esmerelda cut in two

Just kidding. There’s been no reason to watch since episode 3. Of season 3.

Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go. Only one episode to go.

Mantra.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Magical Thinking Neil Patrick Harris Bette Dot sex

Be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed be impressed.

Is the season finished yet?

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Orphans Mary Eunice Lily Rabe Asylum Pepper

“You’ll love it. They have Zachary Quinto. And aliens.”

Skitty’s back, bitches.

But she really shouldn’t have been.

Bitches.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

I’m just counting episodes at this point.

Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.

And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.

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