Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.
Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.
But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.
Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?
My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.
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Just kidding. Scroll down.
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
If only the breakup scene could have been shirtless, too.
Oh, Fletcher. We hardly knew ye.
But don’t worry about that basic white guy shirtlessness deficit. Adam’s got that covered.
Kirby likey.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review
Although, to be fair, it doesn’t really take much to be better than Riverdale these days.
I’ve gotta say, I was getting my absolute life this episode. I wrote the phrase “Fuck, I love Dynasty” in my notes more than once.
Even dear Cristal got to shine this episode.
Dynasty is my one shining light against the apocalypse that is 2020 so far.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.
I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.
But it’s the principle of the matter!
The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.
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Riverdale – Discontinued
More like I’ll miss you only.
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Maybe Alice, too.
I’m doing it. I’m standing up for myself.
Because what’s braver than complaining on an obscure blog about a TV show that has millions of fans and will never even know about me?
Nothing. Nothing’s braver.
