Dynasty Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review
This shit is hot, is what I’m saying.
With Kirby and Culhane stalling, Dynasty’s hottest couple again comes back to Fallon and Liam. The comedy scenes also in this episode just make them even better.
Glad to see while the Schwartz/Savage empire falters with Nancy Drew (and straight-up sucks with Looking For Alaska), that Dynasty is keeping the flame burning.
Because it’s hot? I don’t know a lot of metaphors.
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Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review
I can see why you retired, now.
Also, you call that a mugshot?
Anyway, onto less exciting things than Tatianna merchandise. Did you guys see this week’s Nancy Drew?
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review
I mean, I ain’t mad, dog. But this is a bit much.
Don’t let the gratuitous Mad Dog abs and lingering evil cult drama fool you: there is a tiny smidge of emotional character interactions, and some high school hijinks, hiding in this episode.
Riverdale may one day soon be its former, Season 1 self.
Don’t you want to believe?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
There’s not a whiff of soccer anywhere in this episode, so I’ll take that as a cautious good sign.
Also a cautious good sign: a change of showrunner (and the new distraction for Schwartz/Savage of Nancy Drew) has not killed Dynasty yet.
And as much soapy fun as a plastic surgery-induced recast was last season, we’ve now evolved to a straight-up recast with Daniella Alonso on the scene as Cristal 2.0, 2.0.
Long may Dynasty reign.
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Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review
We need some characterisation, now.
Firstly: Maggie Lawson in all her TV movie glory will always be my favourite Nancy Drew, so let’s just make that perfectly clear.
Or Veronica Mars, if we’re not going literal.
But this Nancy Drew? Ya bland, baby.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review
Good God, we can hope.
Yes. I did cry.
It wasn’t a “Camille’s death on The Originals” kind of cry. But it was still pretty solid and embarrassing.
And being solid and embarrassing is what Riverdale should be aspiring to after the slew of sewer sludge we had to put up with last season.
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Veronica Mars Season 4 – Season Review
I had all this time to prepare something meaningful and insightful to start off this post, but this is still all I can think about.
I had hesitated to write this post. After more than a decade since Veronica Mars became my favourite TV show of all time (sorry, 30 Rock), she’s back, bitches. And she knows everything.
But would I have anything valuable to say?
Nah, not really, it turns out. And that’s a good thing. Also, I’m not usually one to be squeamish about spoilers, but here’s your warning.
