Dynasty Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review
And catfight in them, please.
After last week’s sagging disappointment, I was about ready to start my Make Dynasty Gay (and fabulous) Again campaign.
Well, I’m pleased to report that a wedding dress fashion montage with hair pulling isn’t even the gayest thing about this episode.
Dynasty’s back, baby.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
To be fair, they do know my weakness. But I must overcome!
I’m kinda getting a little tired of Riverdale being shithouse, you know?
Enough with the darkness and everything being so complicated.
Could we please get back to the teen soap operatics in this teen soap opera?
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review
If only the writers’ room had made their stankfaces as heard.
So after a Season 2 run of straight fire, Dynasty has tumbled into its first pothole of a nothing, garbage, filler episode.
And here I was foolishly thinking this season’s Episode 7 would be Claudia’s time to parallel her villain reveal in Season 1.
I blame myself for expecting too much.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”
I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.
But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.
And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.
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Charmed – Discontinued
I’m free.
Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?
Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.
But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.
Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.
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Legacies – Discontinued
Oh, okay. If you insist.
Get out.
Right now.
It’s the end of Legacies.
Well, the end of me watching Legacies.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
Well, I am a dark queen.
Archie tied up and defenseless (and shirtless) is a good start to the episode.
Probably could have done without the forcible branding of tabletop RPG symbols onto him. Underground fight clubs were one thing, but burning inmates with hot metal pokers is too far, man.
Now the makeup department’s going to have to remember that for continuity every time Archie takes his shirt off. And that’s a lot.
