Veronica Mars Season 4 – Season Review
I had all this time to prepare something meaningful and insightful to start off this post, but this is still all I can think about.
I had hesitated to write this post. After more than a decade since Veronica Mars became my favourite TV show of all time (sorry, 30 Rock), she’s back, bitches. And she knows everything.
But would I have anything valuable to say?
Nah, not really, it turns out. And that’s a good thing. Also, I’m not usually one to be squeamish about spoilers, but here’s your warning.
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Scream Season 3 – Season Review
Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?
Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?
Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?
It’s bad, baby. Real bad.
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Game of Thrones Season 7 – Season Review
Come on, man. Her tits aren’t even in the frame.
Yes, I’m still here.
But Game of Thrones isn’t, coming in short at seven episodes for the season.
And for once, I actually miss it.
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Game of Thrones Season 6 – Season Review
A blog post that’s unnecessary? Absurd.
It was a pretty good season. But you don’t need me to tell you that.
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Game of Thrones Season 5 – Season Review
A seven episode-long slog, to be precise.
I didn’t have any grand epiphanies about Game of Thrones this year.
Even more than season 4, season 5 felt like just another brick in the wall for what is supposed to be the world’s premier wow factor TV series.
Which means it’s becoming more like its network television lessers.
Which means I like it more now.
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Game of Thrones Season 4 – Season Review
A little bit drunk and with the prospect of something that might actually be satisfying after.
I’ve whinged a lot about Game of Thrones’ soap operatics before.
But I had an epiphany this season: Game of Thrones is exactly that. It’s a soap opera.
Yes, it’s a soap opera with a fabulous budget and the occasional decapitation.
But watching GoT and expecting a soap opera, as opposed to expecting it to be this epic, magical experience that so many fans seem to believe, makes everything much more satisfying.
It’s like Revenge. If Revenge only had 10 episodes per season, 30 more characters, and no clear direction.
So I guess not much like Revenge, then.
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Grimm Season 3 – Season Review
This is what Grimm needs more of.
It’s a shame that my memory of season 3 is mostly coloured by the end of it.
And that spells trubel.
Yes. “Trubel.”
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Grimm Season 2 – Season Review
“Shutup baby, I know it.”
Like Happy Endings, I had been watching Grimm on the DL.
Unlike Happy Endings, I’m happy to review this show. Because it’s often awful.
But damn, David Giuntoli is attractive. And he’s a nice, Italian boy I can take home to mama.
If he’s still the lead character, I’ll keep watching this show until it dies (hopefully soon, because it’s pretty bad).
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Beauty & the Beast Season 1 – Season Review
It’s The CW’s formula.
Considering I made the effort for Arrow, I thought it was only fair to give Beauty & the Beast a fair shot.
Let me tell you: sitting through all 22 goddamn episodes of this drivel was tough.
And I’ve seen every episode of Jersey Shore.
Yeah, it’s that tough.
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Arrow Season 1 – Season Review
I like both flavours.
Never leave me, CW.
Next to ABC/ABC Family (not all the time, though), you’re the brightest beacon in my darkness.
And much like my life, Arrow has a lot of darkness.
And strobe lights.
