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Game of Thrones Season 7 – Season Review

Game of Thrones Season 7 Jon Daenery sex scene

Come on, man. Her tits aren’t even in the frame.

Yes, I’m still here.

But Game of Thrones isn’t, coming in short at seven episodes for the season.

And for once, I actually miss it.

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Game of Thrones Season 6 – Season Review

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A blog post that’s unnecessary? Absurd.

It was a pretty good season. But you don’t need me to tell you that.

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Game of Thrones Season 5 – Season Review

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A seven episode-long slog, to be precise.

I didn’t have any grand epiphanies about Game of Thrones this year.

Even more than season 4, season 5 felt like just another brick in the wall for what is supposed to be the world’s premier wow factor TV series.

Which means it’s becoming more like its network television lessers.

Which means I like it more now.

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Game of Thrones Season 4 – Season Review

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A little bit drunk and with the prospect of something that might actually be satisfying after.

I’ve whinged a lot about Game of Thrones’ soap operatics before.

But I had an epiphany this season: Game of Thrones is exactly that. It’s a soap opera.

Yes, it’s a soap opera with a fabulous budget and the occasional decapitation.

But watching GoT and expecting a soap opera, as opposed to expecting it to be this epic, magical experience that so many fans seem to believe, makes everything much more satisfying.

It’s like Revenge. If Revenge only had 10 episodes per season, 30 more characters, and no clear direction.

So I guess not much like Revenge, then.

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Grimm Season 3 – Season Review

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This is what Grimm needs more of.

It’s a shame that my memory of season 3 is mostly coloured by the end of it.

And that spells trubel.

Yes. “Trubel.”

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Grimm Season 2 – Season Review

Grimm Nick David Giuntoli

“Shutup baby, I know it.”

Like Happy Endings, I had been watching Grimm on the DL.

Unlike Happy Endings, I’m happy to review this show. Because it’s often awful.

But damn, David Giuntoli is attractive. And he’s a nice, Italian boy I can take home to mama.

If he’s still the lead character, I’ll keep watching this show until it dies (hopefully soon, because it’s pretty bad).

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Beauty & the Beast Season 1 – Season Review

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It’s The CW’s formula.

Considering I made the effort for Arrow, I thought it was only fair to give Beauty & the Beast a fair shot.

Let me tell you: sitting through all 22 goddamn episodes of this drivel was tough.

And I’ve seen every episode of Jersey Shore.

Yeah, it’s that tough.

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