It Follows – It’s Not Shit
It’s about time I featured another horror movie, my most beloved of genres, on It’s Not Shit. It’s been almost two years since the last one. And that one was nowhere near as gripping as It Follows.
Which is almost as gripping as a big, strong man holding you down while putting chloroform in your face before giving you a lecture on a hell demon he’s just given you via his penis.
Jurassic World – It’s Not Shit
God, and I tried so hard to put a full year between It’s Not Shit posts.
I think I need to seek out better movies.
Non-Stop – It’s Not Shit
Plane thriller.
Who knew the recipe to happiness was so simple?
Veronica Mars – It’s Not Shit
And by “Veronica Mars,” I mean the movie. Not the show.
Although, the show is also massively not shit.
Can you tell I’m a fan?
G.B.F. – It’s Not Shit
I don’t know, Darren Stein. Jawbreaker was 15 years ago. And All About Evil was cute, but definitely flawed.
Will going back to high school work?