It’s about time I featured another horror movie, my most beloved of genres, on It’s Not Shit. It’s been almost two years since the last one. And that one was nowhere near as gripping as It Follows.
Which is almost as gripping as a big, strong man holding you down while putting chloroform in your face before giving you a lecture on a hell demon he’s just given you via his penis.
But, you know, the malcontent thing.
So I’m gonna say it definitively this time: my search for a fabulous horror movie is over.
Let a new search begin!