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Ravenswood – Discontinued

Ravenswood Caleb dead

Caleb means nothing without Hanna and his computer.

Yeah, I’m out.

I gave it 5 episodes, but I just can’t.

I know it sounds insane coming from someone who spends their time running a pathetic review blog that nobody reads, but I actually don’t have enough time in my day to bother watching or talking about Ravenswood.

It’s that bad.

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The Tomorrow People – Discontinued

The Tomorrow People Cara syringe

Syringes are a tradition in Discontinued.

I said I was going to dump The Tomorrow People if I still wasn’t impressed by 5 episodes in.

I regret that now, because episode 5 showed promise.

But I can’t be bothered paying this show any more attention. I struggled through Cult, and I struggled through a Beauty & the Beast.

The CW has better things to offer me.

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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued

Beauty & the Beast Cat

Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?

I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.

And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.

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Discontinued: Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation April syringe

I’m committing Parks and Rec suicide.

This is the end.

Hold your breath and count to the Skyfall reference.

So what I’m trying to say is that I’m discontinuing my reviews for Parks and Recreation. But you probably should have worked that out from the title already. Keep up.

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Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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