Riverdale – Discontinued
More like I’ll miss you only.
…
Maybe Alice, too.
I’m doing it. I’m standing up for myself.
Because what’s braver than complaining on an obscure blog about a TV show that has millions of fans and will never even know about me?
Nothing. Nothing’s braver.
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Nancy Drew – Discontinued
George already did. And Stoner Guy is so bland and white that a Dynasty love interest role is just begging for him.
Almost a year to the day since the last new CW shows that I discontinued, and it’s Nancy Drew’s turn to be thrown away.
Unlike Charmed, however, I don’t feel any remorse. This one was a complete wash.
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Charmed – Discontinued
I’m free.
Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?
Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.
But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.
Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.
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Legacies – Discontinued
Oh, okay. If you insist.
Get out.
Right now.
It’s the end of Legacies.
Well, the end of me watching Legacies.
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Arrow – Discontinued
And take it down a notch, Tina. Settle.
Arrow Season 6: Who cares?
I think I finally figured out the answer.
“Not me.”
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iZombie – Discontinued
Sorry, Rob Thomas. No, not that Rob Thomas.
I am a traitor to Veronica Mars’ legacy.
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Scream Queens – Discontinued
I’ll miss pretty much every body part of Chad’s. Except for his stupid, stupid mouth.
Almost a year to the day, and another Ryan Murphy production bites the I Just Hate Everything dust.
Not a good sign heading into next week’s Rocky Horror Remake, hey?
Not that Foxy Horror has had positive signs at any point.
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Containment – Discontinued
I will sorely miss your one singlet.
Chris Wood may be beautiful, but he’s not beautiful enough to keep me hanging onto this hollow excuse for a show.
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American Horror Story – Discontinued
Yeah, I’m not sticking around to endure another Coven or Freak Show.
I’m out.
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Under the Dome – Discontinued
I will miss the cave raves, though.
I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.
I was wrong.
