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Charmed – Discontinued

Charmed Discontinued Maggie face

I’m free.

Two Discontinueds in one week? How lazy am I?

Oh, plenty lazy. Don’t you worry.

But unlike Legacies, which I stopped because dear God, it was crap, Charmed simply wasn’t strong enough to last on the review roster.

Like I said last week, Charmed is cute and simple. And I need more.

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Legacies – Discontinued

Legacies Discontinued Lizzie stop

Oh, okay. If you insist.

Get out.

Right now.

It’s the end of Legacies.

Well, the end of me watching Legacies.

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Arrow – Discontinued

Arrow Next of Kin group shot

And take it down a notch, Tina. Settle.

Arrow Season 6: Who cares?

I think I finally figured out the answer.

“Not me.”

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iZombie – Discontinued

iZombie Discontinued

Sorry, Rob Thomas. No, not that Rob Thomas.

I am a traitor to Veronica Mars’ legacy.

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Scream Queens – Discontinued

Scream Queens Handidates Discontinued Chad shirtless abs

I’ll miss pretty much every body part of Chad’s. Except for his stupid, stupid mouth.

Almost a year to the day, and another Ryan Murphy production bites the I Just Hate Everything dust.

Not a good sign heading into next week’s Rocky Horror Remake, hey?

Not that Foxy Horror has had positive signs at any point.

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Containment – Discontinued

Containment There's a Crack in Everything Chris Wood sweaty

I will sorely miss your one singlet.

Chris Wood may be beautiful, but he’s not beautiful enough to keep me hanging onto this hollow excuse for a show.

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American Horror Story – Discontinued

American Horror Story Hotel vampire orgy

Only on The CW. And even then…

Yeah, I’m not sticking around to endure another Coven or Freak Show.

I’m out.

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