About
Hyperbole is the foundation of I Just Hate Everything. Embrace it.
Profanity and spoilers, too. So go easy on the “being easily offended thing,” you know?
Things I like:
- Profanity
- Hyperbole
- Bitches (especially blonde, teenage girl bitches)
- Superficiality
- Hypocrisy
Things I hate:
- Sincerity
- Martyrdom
- Insufficient character motivation
- Kurt from Glee
- Hypocrisy
Social media-o-philes can find I Just Hate Everything on Facebook and Twitter (the twitter handle is @IJHEverything, because character limits are lovely, aren’t they?).
I’m now on tumblr, too (with ijheverything instead of ijusthateeverything in the URL. Because some bitch already had it. Rude).
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No review to Once upon a time?
Hey babe.
You can find all my Once Upon a Time reviews here: https://ijusthateeverything.com/category/tv-review/once-upon-a-time/.
Great insight
Hello Ijusthateeverything, I nominated you for a Liebster award – check out my nomination here http://aimingforsimplicity.wordpress.com/ – keep up the awesome work and writing.
You’re too kind.
Shouldn’t the above read: the cloud ‘outside’ of the silver lining.
Huh, I always thought the “every cloud has a silver lining thing” was about the angelic glow clouds get around them when the sun is shining from behind them.
Imagine a cloud with a silver boundary or covering (“lining”)…
Good. Now try that with the cloud outside…
Just thought I’d drop a comment and say that you are funny as fuck, with more wit than the characters you review try to pull off. And an Aussie, eh? Greetings from rural Canada! I feel your confusion when it comes to many American questions.
Anyway, keep up the fabulous work, bro. (Bro? IDK if you’re a girl or guy, sorry.)
“…funny as fuck.” -Lydia
I just found my new promo line. Thanks, baby.
And I’m a bro, btw. Greetings, fellow Commonwealther.
No offence but it sounds like you have a thing for Oliver Queen.
And that cover picture of yours….
For a moment I was convinced you are a girl!
And yes, you are definitely funny as fuck!
It’d be hard not to have a thing for Oliver Queen.
I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!!!
JK I HATE IT-
STOP HATING ON GLEE!!! its not nice, some people like the show i agree its gone downhill after cory died but glee is about people feeling like they fit in your not a nice person even if its just for comedy-if your going to have that attitude EVERYONES GOING TO HATE YOU!!!
But hating on Glee is so easy.
Write properly – if You ARE going to keep on writing like this, everyone (apostrophe) s going to hate you.
P.S. The show went downhill after “Sectionals” season 1
You’re funny.
I’m definitely going to come back. It’s good that you hate Kurt – He used to (Kind of) make sense during season 1. I have no idea how terrible he must be by now knowing Ryan Murphy’s work – and considering annoying Rachel is still around.
Kurt’s one positive contribution to the world is that he is now the lowest bar setting for overly-coddled characters.
If your character isn’t as unbelievably lucky and undeserving of success as Kurt, then you’re doing okay.
how do you find the time to watch series and write so beautifully about them? are you rich and in case will you marry me?
I’m not rich. I just have a lot of free time, and very few constructive hobbies.
i still love you^^
hi there. I started watching an Australian series that you might find interesting – Wentworth.
It looks promising. I hope it isn’t like Orange Is The New Black, though. We don’t need another one of those.
Two words – Joan Ferguson played by Pamela Rabe, starting from Season 2.
Have you seen How To Get Away With Murder? It’s a show you would potentially enjoy.
I have. I watch it mostly for Viola Davis’ wig changes.
Hi. My name is Verity and I work for Yahoo. I find your review format funny, interesting and a damn sight easier than some of the bloggers I’ve read. I would like to know if you would be interested in becoming an independent Yahoo TV blogger. If you would like to know more, email me at veritynelson@yahoo-inc.com. Thanks!
Hi! I love your once upon a time reviews, and I was wondering, is Regina the reason you keep watching the crappy show? because that’s the only reason I still tune in.
Essentially, yes. Is there a single person in the world who actually watches it for Emma?
None that I know of
If only you would just kill yourself. Too bad you’re too stupid to know how to anything that isn’t saying stupid racist, sizeist shit. Oh well, you’re your stupid mother’s problem. Your parents/guardians are fucktards btw, for raising you to be this fucking cunt. Go off yourself. Thanks
Nah, babe.
You are literally my kindred spirit with this blog. I too hate Kurt from Glee:)
I carry my hatred for Kurt with me always.
your blog is everything! following for a couple years
Thanks, baby.
Hi! Always love reading your reviews, but seems like you have lost a lot of shows. May I suggest Cloak & Dagger, or Runaways? They seem to fit in with some of the ones that you could love/hate!
Thx!
Thank you for the suggestions. All of my old favourites have been winding up, so it is time to bring in some new blood.
I did watch Runaways, and I am currently watching Cloak & Dagger as it airs. They’re both fine, but I want something a little zingier. I was all keyed up for that fabulously terrible looking Heathers remake, but then it got stuck in distribution hell. And on that same note, what happened to Scream Season 3, man?
I’m considering taking Arrow back next season now that the showrunners have finally changed, and I’ll be keeping an eye out for the new shows to see what’s up.
Oh, and the Charmed remake is a must.