Scream Season 3 – Season Review

Why did you do this to us, Queen Latifah?

Should I bother calling it Scream: Resurrection?

Should I bother calling it anything other than the trash it is?

It’s bad, baby. Real bad.

TL;DR A bunch of nothing characters don’t do anything other than get harassed by Ghostface; everything about the production is lazy and pathetic; why didn’t this just stay buried with the Weinsteins where it belongs?

Probably because not even the Weinsteins would want to be associated with it.

You know, I was going to do individual episode reviews (I took full notes and everything), but so little happens across this six episode “event” that it’s not worth it. The main character of our latest group of teen victims is RJ Cyler as Deion, some bland “I wanna get a football scholarship” archetype whose twin brother was killed on Halloween by Tony Todd when they were little. There’s a little sliver of plot around that thread, but like everything else in this show, it ends up being arbitrary and disappointing. Our other characters are a bland love interest, Liv, a girl who takes a liking to RJ, but does stupidly creepy things to make her a blatant red herring; Keke Palmer as a too-old-to-be-in-high-school SJW; token gay kid, Manny, who is merely that; Amir, the nerdy DJ or something; a goth chick who acts as the trope-announcing Randy of this iteration; rapper Tyga as RJ’s half brother; and Tyler Posey rounds us out as some pointless drug dealer. From the very first episode, these characters do literally nothing but get chased around and talk about Ghostface, so there isn’t any character development for anybody but RJ. But don’t get your hopes up there, as his story culminates in an utterly pointless reveal that, gasp, he’s actually the other twin. But this means nothing to his love interest, and doesn’t even influence Ghostface’s motive, as it’s revealed that big brother Tyga is the killer, out of jealousy that RJ and his brother’s existence is what broke up their shared dad from Tyga’s mum. Oh, and Goth Chick is the obligatory second killer, and her motive is that she’s just a sociopath who was in it for the evulz. Both are killed, and RJ lives blandly ever after with Liv. And Keke somehow survives, too.

Given she had the highest profile in the cast, I didn’t think they’d be able to afford her all the way through.

And therein is Scream Season 3’s biggest problem: it’s a cheap, empty, ambitionless piece of absolute shit. Diss the two MTV seasons all you want (and boy, have I), but even among all the misguided, stupid things they did, at least they tried to tell a story; they tried to achieve something. It wasn’t very Scream, but it was a cohesive, basically competent effort.

Not so for VH1’s Resurrection, which has no character development, no plot, and despite bringing back the original costume and voice for Ghostface, resembles Scream even less than the MTV seasons.

You should have left it in the fucking vault, VH1. Unreleased, Scream Season 3 could have been a horror mystery for the ages. But this? This. Is. Shit.


Why I hate this season:

I know the huge delay in release was business-related, so it would be foolish to whinge a “you had all this time.” But apart from that, the point of radically changing the show and getting rid of everything from Season 1 and 2 was to make it better. Fuckin’ hell, did Scream fail at that.

Of the many, many big problems it has, I’ll have to give a huge shoutout to the god-awful pacing. From the very first episode the characters in the “The Deadfast Club” (groan) are acknowledging and talking about how they’re in a horror movie and a psycho killer is after them. That’s too early, dude. You need to build up to that. Hell, the Scream movies were never even that blatant about things at any point. The characters in those movies were still real people living their lives and trying to deal with the murders going on around them (you know, like any slasher movie). These idiots don’t exist outside of “what do you think Ghostface is going to do next?”

That leads into another enormous problem: tone. Yes, Scream has always been a series with comedy. But at a base plot level, the characters still took what was happening to them seriously. Scream Season 3 again fails at this, as the characters simultaneously spend all their time talking about Ghostface, but none of it taking him or the threat he poses seriously.

The only characters who get a life outside of Ghostface are RJ and Liv. We’ll start with Liv, who is pushed as a red herring right up until Goth Chick’s reveal as the other killer in the final episode. And why? Because Liv acts like a fucking psychopath at every turn. Even when nobody’s around! This gets handwaved away with some excuse about how she’s been unstable since her parents broke up, but damn, bitch. It’s amazing how much this season wants to lean into the self-awareness, meta thing, but the characters are not aware of themselves at all.

Now, onto RJ, who is the only one to get any real story of his own, as he spends about half the season investigating what actually happened to his twin brother on the night Tony Todd attacked them. The answer, that Tony Todd only minorly injured his brother (in a Vietnam PTSD episode, so it’s okay) and then he hid in a car boot and couldn’t get out so died in there, is kind of interesting. But it’s farted out so quickly with no build-up at all, and RJ barely reacts to it, that it makes me wonder why it was even a thing in the first place.

But just kidding, I know why: so RJ can reveal climactically to Liv that he is actually that other twin, Marcus, and that after the attack, he pretended to be Deion because people like Deion better or something. Huh? They were, like, eight years old. And it’s not like this is some big “I’m actually the evil twin” reveal. Deion was just slightly more liked than Marcus. That’s it. Bonus points on the pointlessness of it all, as Liv keeps calling him Deion for the remainder of the show, anyway.

And like I said, it doesn’t even feed into Tyga’s motive rant (sidebar: Tyga’s acting is so blah, that I actually started tuning out during the motive rant because I didn’t realise that’s what was happening. I had to rewind), as his motive was about the dissolution of his family as a result of the Tony Todd thing. It didn’t matter at all that RJ had played twinanigans. What was the fucking point, show?

Goth Chick’s motive is even dumber than Stu’s from the first Scream. A peer pressured psycho killer is more fun than just this “I do what I want, and what I want is to kill people” bullshit. Even Mickey from Scream 2 had his silly plan to blame the movies in his impending trial. Goth Chick was just doing it for fun, I guess?

It’s pretty obvious they had Mary J Blige for less than a day, as she only appears in, like, three scenes. And her hair is exactly the same in each one, so the wig didn’t even get messed up between takes.

Most of the kills in the season are not on the end of Ghostface’s trademark hunting knife, which is very un-Scream. Tyler Posey gets killed with a drug injection to the eye; Manny gets blown up in some weirdly elaborate fuel line to a car stunt; Tony Todd gets crushed by a car crusher; Amir gets stabbed with a bone saw. What? A simple knife isn’t good enough for you?

One of the few things this season shares with its MTV brethren is the lack of chase scenes. So fuck you, show.

Oh, and you know what the saddest thing about Scream Season 3 is? With a little more effort put into the script, and goddamn a new cinematographer, this premise might have actually made for a semi-decent I Know What You Did Last Summer TV reboot. This just plainly isn’t Scream.


But it’s not all bad:

At a merciful six episodes, and dumped over three nights, I would like to believe that VH1 hates this trash fire as much as I do. Reboot it again, guys, or just don’t bother.

Although, can you imagine if they got the MTV gang back together and made it actually good this time? That would be fucking cool. Because then we’d get more Brooke!

I will genuinely praise this season for keeping me guessing on who the killer would be. I had actually picked that wigger friend of RJ’s, as he was one of the first teen characters we met in the first episode, and he was then weirdly absent for a long time. What a nice surprise that, although I was wrong, he turned out to be a secret gay, and was part of Keke’s happy ending.

Keke is the best part of the season. Yes, she’s too old to be in high school. And she was often at fault for fucking up the tone of her scenes because she was being too much. But with everyone else sleepwalking, I was glad that Keke seemed to actually give a shit. This is her penance for Scream Queens.

Keke gets the best line of the season when she is under attack from Ghostface in the second episode and she starts yelling “officer down” to attract attention, before pausing and then changing to “white officer down.” Topical.

There was a thankful subversion of the gross and outdated “you can’t date my daughter” trope that Liv’s dad tries to invoke, as he reveals to RJ later that he actually wants to keep them apart to protect RJ from Liv’s unstable tendencies.

Oh, and terrible CGI shot aside, Amir’s elevator-assisted bisection was pretty gnarly. I’ll remember it.

Scream 4 really does look better and better as each new attempt goes by, huh?

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17 responses to “Scream Season 3 – Season Review”

  1. Edward West-Summers says :

    It turns out The new season of Veronica Mars launched a week early. Just figured I’d let ya know if you didn’t already.

    • ijusthateeverything says :

      I was so excited to hear. I’m a couple of episodes in, and I’ve barely got anything to complain about yet! We’ll see how things pan out.

      • ex360 says :

        Oh my god!
        You have to write about Veronica Mars!!! I hate the new lightning and the new intro. I hate that music does not really matter anymore as it once did… and of course I hate Rob Thomas’ view of latinos.

        Buuttt…returning to this thing. I didn’t watch, never will but I love that you’re still thinking of Brooke, maybe we’re the only ones who remember her. And the thing about keeping the son apart from the daughter’s tendencies…Kirsten Dunst did it first! In Crazy/beautiful

        • ijusthateeverything says :

          Brooke was so much better than this crappy Scream TV series deserved. If VH1 stupidly decides to give a Season 4 a go, then they have to get her back.

          And keep your eyes peeled for a Veronica Mars post soon. I wanted to give myself a chance to settle emotionally before making any posts about it. And I think I’m almost there.

    • Anonymous says :

      I was a big fan of scream seasons 1 and 2. I know I shouldn’t even write this, but really a whole new story about a bunch of assholes. Who cares? Got 2 minutes into it, and I just don’t give a shXXt. Really? Why? I didn’t care about any of the characters? I could care less if they died? Who wrote this shit? At least have one of the characters at home worrying about their mama surviving cancer or something before you kill them. WTF? I call BS. Get a real writer.

  2. Anonymous says :

    This probably won’t be seen by anyone important I hope it is but I doubt it but It needs to be said…

    As far as we see in the ending scene Brandon James returns you could do a whooooole thing about that we have yet to see him. But what do y’all do?? RE-WRITE THE INTIRE FUCKING STORY!!! You can’t just leave a series like that and just skip to another story. Their story wasn’t close to finished if you asked me there’s a looooooot more you guys could of done I mean for heavens sake y’all I don’t make tv but y’all gotta give the people at least some reasonable ending with NOOOO cliffhangers an especially THE MORHER FUCKER WE HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SEE IN ACTION SINCE SEASON 1, and you just decide to rewrite the whole thing???? Y’all are either dumb or want to succeed season 3 was Ight like I get it you want a different cast and a new setting but you HAVE to finish what YOU GUYS have started it was coming together and you butchered it so please for the love if god if anyone important sees this repost there needs to be a following season of the ORIGINAL cast to finish what they started and…see who the real original psycho killer of Lakewood can do.

    • ijusthateeverything says :

      Could Scream be the first series to reboot a reboot back into the original boot? I’d be keen.

      • Edward West-Summers says :

        It actually is a shame that the Lakewood story didn’t get to conclude. Was really interested in what Brendan James returning to Lakewood would’ve added for Emma and especially her Mom.

        • ijusthateeverything says :

          I think it could have been pretty rad if they gave the original story six episodes to wrap it up for good. Then all the main characters could be open to being killed off! We’ll forever have been robbed an epic Brooke death scene.

        • Anonymous says :

          Absolutely. Lakewood was pretty great.
          Whether they successfully got away, or what. Six episodes could have been an epic finalé. And could have dipped into a lot of that deeper lore being hinted at throughout, at the very least.

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    • Anonymous says :

      For real.
      They ditched a solid two series run, with great build up, left at a high point, for a trashy unrelated dumpsterfire. WTH.

  3. Anonymous says :

    After waiting for S3, and getting this dumpster fire — gosh darn.
    While some people didn’t like the mix of what I’ve seen described as “ABC Family x Horror Thriller” it felt endearing, and certaintly took an effort and made you feel a connexion to the majority of characters.
    The build up at the end of S2 as well, well darn. Thanks Viacom.
    Would be amazing to see tne original cast back together, well, the survivors at least, like was clearly meant to be the case before mAnAgemEnt. Gosh darn.

  4. Michael says :

    I know this is from almost 2 years ago, but I didn’t realize that the third season had actually happened. – I knew something weird was going on with the production and that it had gone under Queen Latifah and all that, thinking “What the hell??”. Because the series for what it was, being the first two (and in my view, only) seasons, was surprisingly good for being a series based on a movie-franchise.
    I mean, you know how often those can exist just for the sake of the name and remaking things. – But, if I remember correctly, the series actually referenced the events in the movies, or at least the killer and so on, and wasn’t meant to be a remake or do-over of that. I liked how it was a killer, inspired by the movie-killer, which in turn was inspired by the classic slasher. It’s kind of “meta”, I suppose, in that it doesn’t try to really ignore where it came from.

    So anyway, for how decent it was, and I really enjoyed it more than I expected, being afraid that it would just be very cliché and sort of “safe”, I was surprised that they didn’t continue it under the same production or that Netflix (where I saw it) didn’t just buy it completely.
    As for “season 3” its existence, it sounds like it’s as bad as I was afraid it was going to be under this new production. I actually thought they were going to just take everything that existed and keep it going under that new production and probably mess up all the charm it had. But I didn’t think they ended up just scrapping and replacing all of that.

    What’s more, not that I’m racist or anything, but it’s so forced that they now had to revolve it around black characters, as well as throwing in one of Asian descent. – And again, I do not care what anyone is, but it’s like Latifah went “This show is so white.” and just overhauled the cast. Well, either her or whoever else was in charge. – And sure, I guess a character had to come out as gay. But wasn’t that already a thing with Audrey? – And Bex (the actor) is actually gay in real life, now also living as non-binary at that. – Not that I’m one of those people who think that an actor who is playing a character with a certain sexual orientation needs to be the same in real life, as they’re acting. But Bex was all the more appropriate to play Audrey and it was a very solid and well-portrayed character.
    But this Keke Palmer “actress”… I just did some quick research on her, and while she’s all about being open in terms of sexual orientation, seemingly being bisexual or whatever, she’s only had relationships with male as far as I can tell. – And again, not that it should matter in acting, but it just feels so forced into the show just to attribute to the “diversity”-issue that companies are dealing with lately.
    Nothing wrong with diversity, but it should be incidental and not forced or deliberate for the sake of scoring like social points or whatever they’re trying to do. – And was the original cast very white?… Sure?… But what’s the problem?… Are people of a different ethnicity so eager to see “their people” in peril or something?… Let the “crazy white people” fight it out with the psychopathic killers then. Who cares?…

    What a mess, anyway… I will fondly remember the two original seasons of this show, although Season 2 had a sucky ending (in my view) and that special or last episode was just goofy and Scooby-Doo-like, and will also be sad that, like shows such as ‘Firefly’, ‘The Sarah Connor Chronicles’, and ‘Marco Polo’, it will never continue or get a proper resolve.

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