Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaT One Little Tear Nick Jacinda kiss

Did Jackson’s fate teach you nothing?

I haven’t got a good excuse for delaying this one like I did with Riverdale a couple of episodes ago.

I just didn’t feel like watching OUaT until today. Because it’s a dull parody of itself these days.

But you already knew that.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty The Best Things in Life Fallon Christmas dress

Work that office Christmas party, Fallon.

My fear that, with Claudia’s ousting, Corrupt Cop would be our new villainous focal point is quickly assuaged this episode.

It’s a Christmas miracle.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale House of the Devil Betty Serpent dance

Although, he still does. Frequently.

Yes, in an episode with multiple Archie shirtless scenes, I decided to give the headline to Betty.

Because who doesn’t love a good awkward, morose strip tease by a sixteen year-old?

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty A Taste of Your Own Medicine Fallon gunpoint

And a bit more production budget.

Dynasty continues to walk in Gossip Girl’s footsteps by saving some of its best work for the Thanksgiving episode.

It’s a shame things still feel so small in scale.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Riverdale Tales from the Dark Side Cheryl

It’s time for Riverdale to do a Betty-Veronica-Cheryl Charlie’s Angels homage, no?

Apologies for the lateness, but I actually spent the past few days marathon-ing through the Season 1 Blu-rays of Riverdale I just bought because they were on sale.

Oh, come on. Don’t pretend like you thought I actually had a life.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episodes 7 and 8 – TV Review

OUaT Eloise Gardener Fook and Rapunzel kiss

Emma boo.

I’m not even going to pretend like I’m okay with an OUaT double episode when things are already this dire.

Seriously, ABC? Do you want us to stop watching?

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty I Exist Only For Me Fallon bathroom blowjob

But it can buy you a caped dress.

It’s a good thing Dynasty recently got picked up for a network television pace-killing twenty-two episode full season.

Because if filler this blatant was part of only a thirteen episoder, it wouldn’t be cute.

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