Dynasty Season 1 Episode 15 – TV Review

Dynasty Our Turn Now Fallon Cristal wedding aisle

By their powers combined, they are Captain SoapNet.

I’m starting to think that Dynasty is being made exclusively for the gays.

The quantity of yass, queen-ing, finger snapping, tongue-popping moments in this episode alone is ridiculous.

And I am here for it, honey.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

Riverdale There Will Be Blood Archie shirtless

We’ll never say no to more shirtless Archie.

But don’t get too excited just yet.

There’s a still a whole lotta Lodge mafia family bullshit, character inconsistency, and even some fresh twinanigans.

But you know what I realised today? At least we’re not dealing with Serpent drama, anymore.

And for that, I’m grateful.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Knightfall Regina

“No momentum. No fun. But hey, more Fook, eh?.” -OUaT

Trust Once Upon a Time to go from the nadir of a Zelena episode, to the restoration of my faith last week, to now another dip into Turd City with this, a Fook episode.

Less than ten episodes to go, everyone, and we’ll be free.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 14 – TV Review

Dynasty The Gospel According to Blake Carrington Sam Steven kiss

The Originals doesn’t always get it right, either.

The Originals/The Vampire Diaries comparisons between Dynasty and Riverdale are still going for me.

As Riverdale slips further into the quagmire of mediocrity, Dynasty nails another delicious outing this week.

Hell, I reckon Dynasty could probably handle masked serial killers and mafia intrigue better than Riverdale, too.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

Riverdale The Hills Have Eyes Betty hot tub drink

But get that parasol out of the way. It’s taking up valuable space that could be used to fit in more alcohol.

Riverdale the show apparently feels the same, too, as it continues to sip leisurely from a not-that-good cocktail and be dour and bitter.

The Season 2 blues are no joke.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT A Taste of the Heights Tiana

It’s me. I’m saying that.

And it’s not the first time I’ve said it, either.

Step aside, Cinderella. Tiana’s the hero we need.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Secret Garden Regina

We’re so close, baby.

If it wasn’t for the recent news that Season 7 would, at long last, be OUaT’s end, I would have dumped this show.

Just end, OUaT.

Dear God, just end.

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