American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.
Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.
Scream Queens: ambitionless.
At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.
I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.
But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.
The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.
What a shocking waste of a show.
Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.
At least Alison isn’t in this episode.