Heathers Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Heathers I'm a No Rust Build-Up Man Myself funeral

-Heathers, 2018

Get it? Because Heathers was cancelled before it even aired?

Also, a major character dies this episode.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Heathers Call Us When the Shuttle Lands Chandler Duke journal

I just wish Heather Duke had better hair, though.

So you know how I was talking a lot about indecision last episode?

Yeah, that’s not getting any better.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Heathers Do I Look Like Mother Teresa text message

But I won’t turn down the attention.

So remember how Veronica was being built up to be an evil bigger villain psychopath than JD?

Yeah, she’s over it, now.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Heathers Hot Probs Selma Blair dress

This look is a motherfucking Shoot, bitch.

The title of this episode, Hot Probs, is a reference to the meme queens of our time, yes?

Heathers could never hope to be as iconic. But meme invocation isn’t the worst thing the show has done, so I’ll allow it.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Heathers Reindeer Games Veronica smoking

Veronica Sawyer? More like Veronica Smoker, right? No?

I was ready to jump all over Heathers for inserting a first person view gimmick episode into the mix when things are already so messy.

But amid the distraction of said gimmick, the story actually finds some thankful clarity.

And some explosives.

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Heathers Our Love Is God Heather Chandler I Am Suicide

Oh, Heathers. r/fatpeoplehate would have been all over you. #RIP

If you were wondering whether or not Veronica’s personality would become clear this episode, then get ready to keep wondering.

But hey, that Croquet Killer stuff is back. And Asian stereotyping.

You guys wanted that, right?

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Heathers Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Heathers Date Rapes and AIDS Jokes laser tag

This show has writers?

I’m only kidding. Of course this show has writers.

Where else would the painfully overwrought dialogue come from?

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