Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Except Taylor isn’t funny, either.

Just like Scream Queens.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Savior Queenie yas queen

I only came here for her. And Sam Witwer’s hot face.

Do yourself a favour and just skip to the final forty seconds of this episode.

It takes Queenie that long to show up, but by God, her appearance more than redeems a plodding, mangled episode.

I fear to think what we would do without her.

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Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Scream Queens Scream Again Chanel Emma Roberts

“Don’t expect me to put in any effort this time. Just like last time.”

American Horror Story’s new season may be so intolerably dull and tedious that I’ve already abandoned it, but at least they tried something new; something to escape the dumpster fire of the previous season.

Scream Queens, conversely, has decided to keep making the same mistakes it was already making.

Scream Queens: ambitionless.

At least they’re not making any new mistakes, though.

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The Shallows – Film Review

The Shallows Blake Lively on a rock sinking

That’s not fair. What about Leighton Mees… or Penn Bad… or Ed Westw… or Jessica Szo… or Taylor Mo… or, well.
Chace Crawford got that shitty ABC show, though.

Who thought there’d be a day when I’d championing a Blake Lively project?

Praise be to Jaume Collet-Serra.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 10 – TV Review

PLL The DArkest Knight Hanna knife

Remember, Hanna: it’s down the road, not across the street.

I’m rough on Pretty Little Liars. A lot.

But I feel like I can’t overstate just how amazingly pathetic this episode is.

The phrase “has become a parody of itself” is often thrown around with too much abandon. But trust me, PLL has motherfucking earned it.

What a shocking waste of a show.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 9 – TV Review

PLL The Wrath of Kahn Jason shirtless

That’s the show I want to watch.

Sadly, Jason spends all his time pining for Aria.

At least Alison isn’t in this episode.

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Game of Thrones Season 6 – Season Review

Game of Thrones Season 6 Rickon death

A blog post that’s unnecessary? Absurd.

It was a pretty good season. But you don’t need me to tell you that.

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