Dynasty Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

Dynasty Miserably Ungrateful Men Kirby double denim

Kirby is serving.

Alexis isn’t dead, everyone. Thank God.

But she isn’t Nicolette Sheridan, anymore. And I suppose I can’t complain. If Dynasty’s really going to lean all the way into soap camp fabulosity, a good ol’ plastic surgery recasting switcheroo is on the to-do list.

I wonder who it will be?

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Riverdale The Raid Hermione wine

Except I drink white, not red. Ain’t nobody got time for all those antioxidants.

I know this is going to sound crazy, but can you believe that the Betty segments are the only good things about this episode?

It’s got to be a first!

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

Dynasty Motherly Overprotectiveness Fallon drinking

That’s not to say that this episode doesn’t have just the one. And it is something.

Yes, Dynasty fans. Sometimes you have to eat your vegetables. And this episode is mostly vegetables.

But there is some tasty dessert at the very end.

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

Riverdale Big Fun Betty

The anger and disappointment has given way to schadenfreude.

Riverdale: you’re not Glee. Stop trying to be Glee. Nobody wants you to be Glee.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

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“You mean it helps when characters actually have empathy and care about each other? Whaaa!?” – Present Day Riverdale

I don’t think a shitty TV review blog (and mostly CW shows, at that) is the right place to get political, but I just want to say that as an Aussie, I was extra grateful for Dynasty bringing the quality and grace it does this episode after the last couple of days we’ve had.

It seems shallow that a CW soap opera would raise my spirits. And it is. But it did, and I’m thankful for that.

Also the gag of this episode’s ending. Oh. Mon. Dieu.

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Riverdale American Dreams Cheryl red dress

A slo-mo step.

It’s another shit episode of Riverdale. Not much more complicated than that.

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review

Riverdale Fire Walk With Me Betty

Riverdale couldn’t even wait until Season 5 to be bad enough for me to make that joke. For shame.

Remember the resolution I made last episode to just grimly soldier on through this travesty of a season?

This is me. Soldiering.

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