Arrow Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

Arrow The Sin-Eater Cupid Kelly Hu Lady Cop

It’s a lazy caption. But Arrow deserves it.

Not even the return of Kelly Hu’s impeccable wigs could make me excited about this episode.

If it wasn’t for Thea and Quentin, it would be a total wash.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale Heart of Darkness Archie shirtless

Last week’s lack of shirtless Archie had me scared for a bit, there.

With all the Grundy garbage gone, it’s time for Riverdale to put aside its kookier aspects and do some actual work.

And also gothic mega mansion funeral weirdness and crazy blind aunts.

Yes, that’s low on the kooky meter for Riverdale.

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Bates Motel Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel Dark Paradise Norma murder

No scenery is safe from the chew of Norma Bates.

Did you really think death would keep Norma down?

And now she doesn’t even have to pretend to be civil. Because homicidal alter-egos don’t have to keep up appearances.

She’s off the leash.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 14 – TV Review

TVD It's Been a Hell of a Ride Kai karaoke

But by God, they should be grateful for the save.

Get that weave glue ready, bitches, and wonder no more.

Katherine’s back.

Next episode (I hope).

Oh, and something about Cade? Who cares?

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 13 – TV Review

Arrow Spectre of the Gun Adrian shot

Don’t damage the hotness, Arrow. Gosh.

What’s the solution to gun control, CW show about superheroes?

Well, at least they’re not debating Trump.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Last Picture Show Kevin gay kiss

There may be no gays in Mystic Falls, but even the bikies are gay in Riverdale.

Remember when a promising new show impaled itself on the spear of social justice in only its third episode?

Well, Riverdale has forcefully forgotten that, too.

Let’s get back to steamy teens and murder mysteries, baby.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 13 – TV Review

TVD The Lies Are Going to Catch Up With You Kai selfie

Oh, I mean say “cheese.”

I don’t care if he is futile and largely sidelined. Kai is the breath of fresh, mischievous air that TVD has been in dire need of ever since his death.

Even the season with the lesbian vampires wasn’t any fun. What the fuck was up with that?

Thank god our king/queen is back.

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