The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 22 – TV Review

Arrow Missing Adrian Oliver gun

Still a better love story than Olicity.

It’s time to break out returning characters to save a dismal back half of the season.

But damn, they know how to get me.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo In My Blood Davina ancestral plane

We’re all as surprised as you are, Davina.

Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.

And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?

Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.

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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale The Sweet Hereafter Cheryl candelabra Thornhill

Riverdale doesn’t quit.

I was worried Riverdale might be happy to just wallow in a final episode of epilogue.

I should have known better.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Power Play Sydney AD limo

I’ve had it. Officially.

And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.

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Arrow Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

Arrow Honor Thy Father Thea returns

Leave, Thea. Save yourself.

Thea’s back, Adrian’s back, Zombie Cody Rhodes is back, Kovar’s (flash)back, and the Green Arrow costume is back.

Who cares?

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