TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 23
You know, Revenge had a pretty good shot at the best finale I’ve seen this week.
It’s certainly ahead of Once Upon a Time. And Glee (but there’s no surprise there. At all).
But TVD always brings the goods in finales. Always.
Maybe Revenge will have its revenge (ah ha!) next season.
If I can make it through Revenge’s next season.
CBF Review: The Master
As a fellow heavy, I’m allowed to say it.
Unlike Compliance, I’m giving The Master a CBF Review for the genuine purpose I started doing them for:
I just don’t give a fuck about it.
Dat lack of profundity.
CBF Review: Compliance
A true crime.
I actually feel really sucky about giving Compliance a CBF Review.
I genuinely thought it was fantastic and wasn’t far off considering it for an It’s Not Shit entry (that’s 2 close calls this week).
Hell, it’s even my 3rd 4 star review this week.
But I don’t really have much to say about Compliance. It’s just a pretty good movie.
TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9
90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.
Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?
TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22
Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.
The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.
This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.
But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.
They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.
TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 22
That’s just how she do.
So, like, I forgot that this week’s episode was the season finale.
I’m not ready for Once Upon a Time to go away.
Oh, and apparently, neither were the writers.
Film Review: The Collection
If you’re gonna make it in the competitive world of horror movie villains, you’ve gotta be practical.
On the one hand, the gore in this one is even more fabulous and brutal than its predecessor.
On the other hand, the story isn’t as constrained and melodramatic.
So that’s 2 good hands?
That doesn’t sound like me.
